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Former champ Fantasia returned to American Idol on Wednesday night.

Bless her heart!

If you missed her trainwreck of a performance, then click here to check it out.

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The song is called The Greatest Man That Ever Lived.

And there's only one word we can use to describe it: epic.

It's so amazingly awesome!!!!!

Check it out below.

And, tell us, what do U think of the song????????

Spotted: John "I Made Out With Perez" Mayer and new boyfriend, Jennifer Aniston, having a romantical dinner at the Waverly Inn restaurant in NYC on Wednesday night.

We can't blame Jessica Simpson for denying her split from Tony Romo.

She probably hasn't gotten over being dumped! It must sting, especially to go through something like that in public - again.

Despite her publicist dismissing reports of a split, even more media outlets are confirming news of the Simpson/Romo separation.

The Dallas Morning News is also reporting that Tony dumped Jess.

Says a columnist for the paper, "Two people close to Tony and Jess have told me that the glam couple is over, splitsville, kaput, put a fork in it."

And there you have it!

While Tony is busy macking on on chicks, Jessica is drowning her sorrows away.

Sad.

This fall is gonna be all about the DIVAS!

Janet Jackson is going to be joining Madonna and Tina Turner as they criss cross around America and the world in the Autumn.

That's right, Janet is going on tour!!!!!

What makes this especially exciting is that Miz Jackson hasn't hit the road since 2001. For those of you bad with math, that's SEVEN years ago….almost a DECADE!

So, expect this outing to be jam-packed with all the hits.

And, we're gonna have something very very special to announce soon with regards to the tour for all of you, our Perezcious readers.

Yay!!!!! Can't wait!

Miu Miu has fired Kirsten Dunst as their spokeswhore.

And, they've just hired Johnny Depp's gal, Vanessa Paradis, to be their new face.

The fall campaign featuring the gap-toothed Mademoiselle Paradis will be shot by the famous fashion photogs Mert Alas and Marcus Pioggott.

A Miu Miu spokeswoman declined to comment.

We think she wanted to say, "We didn't want our brand repped by a dirty, rehabed hasbeen anymore."

Touche!

Thanks for THIS!

MTV's animated 90's show Beavis and Butthead could be making its way to the big screen as a live-action feature, according to creator Mike Judge.

Judge recalls that at one point Johnny Depp wanted to play Beavis – with Marlon Brando as Butthead.

How insanely brilliant would that have been????

“For some reason, I used to hate the idea for years,” says Judge of a live-action Beavis & Butthead. "Now, I think maybe there’s something there.”

Two names being bandied about are Sean William Scott and Napoleon Dynamite star Jon Heder.

We're not sure about this idea. Sounds like it could be really bad…and dated.

What do U think????

Giorgio Armani is out to make some more money.

Last year, the firm introduced Emporio Armani Diamonds women's fragrance, which was represented by spokeswhore Beyonce Knowles.

Yea, we don't know anyone who purchased that either!

Beyonce ruins ads.

But now, Armani wants to appeal to the men. So, they have created a new scent that will be out this summer.

Hmm, coincidentally would it be out in time for Father's Day, we're guessing?

The new cologne will be called Emporio Armani Diamonds for Men.

And thankfully Beyonce won't be representing this one!

Instead - and quite unfortunately - they've opted to use dirty Josh Hartnett as the new face for the fragrance.

Yea, we still wouldn't buy it.

[Image via WENN.]

The new issue of Time Out New York.

Brills!